Will Eisenberg came out with a fun and timely puzzle, and my response was: Well, good, now I don’t have to make that puzzle!
But then I decided to do it anyway. Except, you know, I’m famously very old-school, very traditional in my puzzle-making. So it came out a little different.
Once again, no playtesters were bothered in the making of this puzzle. Solve at your own risk.