Will Eisenberg came out with a fun and timely puzzle, and my response was: Well, good, now I don’t have to make that puzzle!
But then I decided to do it anyway. Except, you know, I’m famously very old-school, very traditional in my puzzle-making. So it came out a little different.
Once again, no playtesters were bothered in the making of this puzzle. Solve at your own risk.
Constructed by Chris Piuma using the free crossword builder from Amuse Labs